Greetings and Salutations

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Fey Spiderman. As you can see from my picture, I enjoy meditating in a melodramatic and rather fey manner. I prefer Transcendental Meditation, myself, but I do not judge those who utilize other forms of the contemplative arts. Soon after this picture was taken, I was sipping Earl Grey and stroking Oscar, my 2 year-old Abyssinian, my legs gracefully curled beneath me. In fact, every movement I make is almost unbearably graceful. Truly, I walk the earth with impossible ease. Look forward to more pictures of me in variety of elegant poses.

Ta.